You're In Trouble...........

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korsaan
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You're In Trouble...........

Post by korsaan »

You Know You're In Trouble When...

...Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

...Your suggestion box starts ticking.

...Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

...The simple instructions enclosed aren't.

...People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

...You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.

...The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

...You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.


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Post by TheCrymsonLegends »

When your are driving down the road and hear KABOOOM then see smoke and oil going everywhere.
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Re: You're In Trouble...........

Post by planetpixel »

korsaan wrote:
...You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.

...The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
Classic :D great ones :wink:
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Post by pooplematic »

thats funny stuff man, got a chuckle out of me.
thanks.
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Post by korsaan »

Good addition TheCrymsonLegends :D
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Post by computeacher »

I like that! Very god indeed. Thats for sharing it with us. :)


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Post by liquid321 »

lol, very funny.
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Re: You're In Trouble...........

Post by NiteStrike »

korsaan wrote:You Know You're In Trouble When...

...Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

...Your suggestion box starts ticking.

...Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

...The simple instructions enclosed aren't.

...People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

...You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.

...The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

...You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.
Awesome stuff man. 8)
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Post by korsaan »

If anybody have an opnion
He should participte with it
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Post by mosherben »

"...Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3. " - That one crackes me up.
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