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10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".

5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"

8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"

9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

OMG how did you know my comp has all 10 reasons that you've listed.. you're wierd.

al-m3skr wrote:10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".

5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.

6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"

8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"

9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

lmao 9 and 1 and 3 are the funniest

Yep, I totally agree.. The only chip inside is a Dorito? Me gust Doritos porque es muy delicioso.

great!!!
i liked the fifth one, but it does not correspond with the 8th one
how can 120 pages of manual contain only Good Luck!