Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:59 pm
Your suppose to add things to the You know your in trouble when... :P...
Your giving people a ride in the back of your truck and they stand up while a cop passes.
Your driving down the road behind a mustang and a blue car barrels accross the median.
Your mud bogging in 2wheel drive and slide sideways into a 4 foot mudhole.
Your up at your girl's house getting a little action on the couch and her mom walks through the front door.
Your wife checks your voice messages and you've got 50 messages from 50 different women.
Your flirting with this extremely hot chick and your tapped on the shoulder to find and extremely big man.
Your driving down a back road speeding and two cops pull a car in front of you over and you don't have your licence yet.
I will think of something killer someday but heres my last one.
Your browing the web on your computer and a pop-up comes up saying " You have 20 seconds to figure out what is wrong before all hell breaks lose ". Then you exit the pop-up and 20 seconds later your computer starts sparking, then it starts melting and a spark catchs on your zippo lighter you accidently left open which falls in the floor and catches the carpet on fire then by that your curtains catch fire, and the fresh primer on the walls catch fire then you run outside and your house is a flaming inferno then you call 911 to get a busy signal, and you call the fire department to find they are all out on vehicle accidents then you pass out from the smoke and 5 hours later wake up to a siren that arrives after your house is gone and the flames have died.
Your giving people a ride in the back of your truck and they stand up while a cop passes.
Your driving down the road behind a mustang and a blue car barrels accross the median.
Your mud bogging in 2wheel drive and slide sideways into a 4 foot mudhole.
Your up at your girl's house getting a little action on the couch and her mom walks through the front door.
Your wife checks your voice messages and you've got 50 messages from 50 different women.
Your flirting with this extremely hot chick and your tapped on the shoulder to find and extremely big man.
Your driving down a back road speeding and two cops pull a car in front of you over and you don't have your licence yet.
I will think of something killer someday but heres my last one.
Your browing the web on your computer and a pop-up comes up saying " You have 20 seconds to figure out what is wrong before all hell breaks lose ". Then you exit the pop-up and 20 seconds later your computer starts sparking, then it starts melting and a spark catchs on your zippo lighter you accidently left open which falls in the floor and catches the carpet on fire then by that your curtains catch fire, and the fresh primer on the walls catch fire then you run outside and your house is a flaming inferno then you call 911 to get a busy signal, and you call the fire department to find they are all out on vehicle accidents then you pass out from the smoke and 5 hours later wake up to a siren that arrives after your house is gone and the flames have died.
